Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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