Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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