I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
