im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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