Don't you send me to vm
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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