so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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