Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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