oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We are two peas in an std pod
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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