Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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