Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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