it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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