Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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