omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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