You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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