Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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