Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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