I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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