ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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