is your mom at the bar?
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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