He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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