There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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