My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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