During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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