Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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