Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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