What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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