we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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