like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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