you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.