dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.