You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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