I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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