Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You work out of a Hotel?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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