What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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