PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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