Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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