I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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