Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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