I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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