Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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