This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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