thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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