omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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