You made me cry and you don't even care
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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