The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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