my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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