At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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