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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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