I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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