if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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