lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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