Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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