my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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