my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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