This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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