that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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