if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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