two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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