if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
is wine microwaveable?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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